Wednesday
Jul212010

Pregnancy Test

Want to know the fastest way to give your husband a thousand gray hairs? Tell him you need to take a pregnancy test. 98% effective!

All right, here's the thing: Rory is nearly a year old now and I am STILL waiting for my "monthlies" to return. I knew that with nursing it may take longer than usual to come back, but I thought that by now it would have at least given me a hint it was coming back, like a cramp or a raging case of PMS or something. But no, nothing.

And then, THEN, one afternoon I was flipping channels trying to find something for interesting background noise while Rory used me as her personal jungle gym, and I come across this show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." These women had no idea they were knocked up until they were having horrible stomach pains, went to the hospital, and found out, oh hey, you're in labor! WHAT THE FREAKING WHAT?!

I was horrified! A tiny, 90 pound woman showed absolutely no signs of being nine months pregnant? Never felt ANY kicks or movement? Never got an enormous belly? HOW?! By the time I was nine months pregnant there were random objects being pulled into my orbit. How do you NOT KNOW?? AHHHH!!

So obviously,  this got me thinking about my lack of cycles, and wondering if I was unknowingly with child. What if one day I got a stomach ache and sat down to take a relief-dump and crapped out a baby?? It was weighing heavily on my mind, so I voiced my concerns to my loving husband, whose eyes started bugging out of his head and he basically told me, "Do what you have to do, I'll just be over here removing my eyelashes one by one."

One pregnancy test later, my worries were put to rest. Negative!

Unless, wait, what are the accuracy of those Dollar Store tests...?

Wednesday
Jul142010

County Fair

Today we braved the burning fires of Hades, aka a 95 degree heat wave, to take Rory to kids day at the county fair. Where else could she experience the fine art of the fried food, the mullet, the livestock, and the abnormally large garden crops all in one place? We were all sweating like dirty whores, but were determined to have fun and get Rory on her first rides.

I had beautiful visions of putting Rory on a carousel horse and getting amazing photos of her beaming face as she discovered what fun really is. Yeah, no. She didn't want anything to do with that horse. I ended up sitting on one of those lame benches with her as I got motion sickness from the spinning.

 

All of the other rides were too much for a wee babe of her size, but we did take her on the ferris wheel. I was slightly nervous because the last time I was on a ferris wheel I barfed (I have serious inner-ear issues... I get seasick just leaning my head back too far) and I feel a bit sketchy about being hoisted so high into the air by something that folds up into the size of a suitcase. But Rory seemed to like it, judging by all the applauding she was doing.

 

 

After that, we went on a mission to find the best fair food. I ended up with an elephant ear and some Aussie cheese fries, and shared a few bites of the goodness with Rory. This probably contributed to her sharting in the bathtub this evening.

Anyway! It was just too damn hot, so we didn't stay long, but I think Rory mostly enjoyed her fair experience.

 

"Can we go home now?"

Monday
Jul122010

Ferber Update

You may remember that back in March, after much thought and research and craziness, we decided to sleep train Rory using the Ferber method. It took me hours to get her down for the night and I was losing it. I am happy to report that the improvements have been amazingly fabulous!

An hour before bedtime, we read books. Then we play on her floor while listening to lullabies. Then she takes a bath, gets her pajamas on, and goes right to bed. At nap time, we read books and then she goes right to bed. If you would have told me it could ever be like this when I was in the thick of sleep madness at the beginning of the year, I would never have believed or dreamed it. I am SO happy we decided to sleep train! I didn't want to do it for fear of screwing her up emotionally, but really, she's fine. She sleeps better. I feel better. I no longer want to jump out the window and run, arms flailing, into the sunset. It's good.

I'm ever surprised how well she adapts to when we're traveling. We've been on a few trips since sleep training, and as long as we do our best to replicate the parts of the bedtime routine that we can, she still goes to sleep easily. I was worried that being in a strange bed in a strange place would make it hard, but it really hasn't. And when she gets off her schedule after being away, she adjusts back within a day or so.

The last thing I feel the need to brag about is that I wanted to stop her nursing to sleep this past month, so that once she weans she won't need to nurse to get sleepy. So one day, I just stopped doing it. And she was fine. Which means that Ralf and I can now trade off bedtime duty and I get a glorious break some evenings. I almost weep with delight just thinking about it!

I always get this little voice inside when something good happens, telling me not to talk about or think about it too long or it will go back to being crappy, but I had to risk jinxing myself to let everyone know how great sleep training has been for us. Maybe our story will help other moms to maybe not wait as long or go as crazy as I did before DOING something! Because life has been so, so much better now that I don't have to fret about bedtime. Oh yes.

Thursday
Jul012010

11 Month Update

Another month! One more and Rory will be a whole year old! Let's see, a year ago today I was enormous in girth, very uncomfortable sleeping what with all the turning over and propping up of belly and feet, and I was most likely not enjoying the last of my "freedom." Little did I know!

At 11 months old, Rory is starting to appear to understand language a lot more. I can tell that she understands when I say certain things to her, and I can tell she remembers things. When she gets to a certain page in her book where the kids are waving "bye bye" she immediately starts waving. It's little things like that that show just how much she knows! She's still not saying any actual words (that I can tell) but her endless strings of dadada have somewhat changed into "dert" and "desh." Maybe those mean something to her... I've read that babies who are learning two languages tend to start speaking later than others who are only learning one, so that may have something to do with it, since other kids her age are already saying "mama" and "bye bye" and stuff like that.

This past month we took a swimming class where Rory learned to get comfortable in the water. She really liked swimming! She didn't really want to try floating on her back, but she loved being on her front and kicking her legs. She really liked when I'd stand her on the edge of the pool and had her "jump" in (i.e. me grabbing her and jumping her back in). It was nice to have something to get us out of the house and see other people, though I admit having to get us both suited up and covered in sunblock every morning was sometimes a chore! I think we will have to take another class next summer, or maybe there will be other things she can do since she'll be older.

Also this month, she learned to clap her hands and she also took her first steps! She's still working on her balance and will really only walk when I stand her up and encourage her, but she's getting there! Check out the video at the bottom to see her first steps (and please excuse my high-pitched mom voice)!

Still a wackjob

 

Monday
Jun212010

Momma's Munchies Monday - Hot Shrimp Dip

It's Monday again! For many that means another work week. For me, it doesn't mean much since every day is the same routine of baby entertaining, house cleaning, and mind losing. But it ALSO means it's time for Momma's Munchies Monday, hosted by Waking Up Williams (check out this link for all the different recipes people post today). It's dip week! I know I posted a dip recipe last week for the appetizer theme, but luckily enough I have another. It's my momma's hot shrimp dip! We have this every year at Christmas, one of the best holidays for eating.

Ingredients:

1-1/2 T. Margarine
1 medium onion – chopped
1 tsp. minced garlic
1 medium tomato – peeled and chopped
2 scallions – chopped
5 slices mild banana peppers - chopped
1-1/2 - 2 pickled jalepenos, finely chopped
2-1/2 8 oz. Cream Cheese
¼ cup Mayo
1 lb. Shrimp – cooked & chopped

Instructions:

Saute the onion and garlic in a deep skillet with the butter/margarine for a minute. Add tomato, scallions and peppers. Saute for a minute or two. Lower heat. Add cream cheese and stir until cheese is completely melted.

Add shrimp and mayo. Add as much juice from jar of mild peppers as needed for right consistency (I’ve never added juice).

Serve heated.

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